In the Twin Cities, Minnesota area, apparently somebody is missing their 2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid and blames its disappearance on being a responsible citizen after a wild night.
According to flyers posted by the vehicle's owner: "I got too drunk, parked my car, and rode with a friend. We think it's somewhere in the northern parts of Hennepin County, parked on a residential street." The poster lists a number to call if the wayward Toyota is spotted. Of course, to say a person, place, or thing is in "the northern parts of Hennepin County," which stretches 600 square miles and is home to more than a million people, is about as helpful as saying "somewhere in Central Park."
Yet the owner considers himself a hero writing: "I may have saved your life or your child's - but now I can't find my car." The word "REWARD" also appears on the flyer although a specific amount is not indicated.