At a time where parents are home and are forced to help home school their children let us hope that in this case this woman doesn’t have any.
In Washington a woman reportedly spent four days protecting herself from COVID-19 by diligently washing her hands with what she thought was a bar of soap, only to realize it was a piece of cheese.
The woman, whose name is Miley, supposedly made the stunning and stupid admission on Reddit, where she explained the lump of cheddar was left out of the refrigerator overnight following a drunken late-night snack. She tried to justify her confusion by saying that she usually keeps a bar of yellow, unscented soap handy for hand cleansing.
After a couple of days……..days!? Really?? Any way after a couple of days of thinking, “Why isn’t this foaming,” Miley says she eventually realized it was a dried-out square of Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese.
“I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot,” she adds.
I mean don’t get me wrong. I like to party and have a good time but I’ve never been that drunk where I brought cheese to the bathroom and thought it was soap.
WAIT WHY WAS SHE EATING HER LATE NIGHT CHEESE IN THE BATHROOM?????