Your Package Has Been Unexpectedly Delayed

I was really looking forward to having all of my Christmas gifts in hand before my White Elephant party over the weekend. The final delivery was scheduled to arrive on Saturday. Hourly I checked my phone, refreshing the tracking page over and over. 

Arrived at facility...

Out for delivery...

Arriving by 8pm...

Then 8pm came and went. No package. Knowing that I wouldn't be seeing it on a Sunday, I took a rest. But at 4am today, I checked again. 

...Your package is unexpectedly delayed. 

Maybe this video can shed some light on the whereabouts of my last remaining Christmas present.

 
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