Just give me all the candy you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of candy." What I said was, "Give me all the candy you have". Do you understand?
Yes it's Halloween! And that means lots of things: scary movies, sexy costumes, shaving cream, and CANDY. So far I've eaten bite sized Milky Way, Snickers, a Reese's PeanutBUTTER CUP, ONCE EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: HERSHEY'S, KRACKLE, MR GOODBAR,ANDHERSHEY'SDARK!!!!!
Needless to say, I'M A LITTLE WIRED!!!!
The good folks at Boing Boing have put together a very scientific ranking of all the candies. YES ALL THE CANDIES that might end up in your kid's (your) Trick or Treat bag.
Here's just a sample:
The Candy Hierarchy (2017)
- Any full-sized candy bar
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- Kit Kat
- Cash, or other forms of legal tender
- Twix
- Snickers
- Tolberone something or other
- Lindt Truffle
- Peanut M&M’s
- Nestle Crunch
- Milky Way
- Dove Bars
- Regular M&Ms
- Butterfinger