The Definitive Ranking Of All The Candy

Just give me all the candy you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of candy." What I said was, "Give me all the candy you have". Do you understand?

Yes it's Halloween! And that means lots of things: scary movies, sexy costumes, shaving cream, and CANDY. So far I've eaten bite sized Milky Way, Snickers, a Reese's PeanutBUTTER CUP, ONCE EACH OF THE FOLLOWING: HERSHEY'S, KRACKLE, MR GOODBAR,ANDHERSHEY'SDARK!!!!!

Needless to say, I'M A LITTLE WIRED!!!!

The good folks at Boing Boing have put together a very scientific ranking of all the candies. YES ALL THE CANDIES that might end up in your kid's (your) Trick or Treat bag.


Here's just a sample:

The Candy Hierarchy (2017)

  • Any full-sized candy bar
  • Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  • Kit Kat
  • Cash, or other forms of legal tender
  • Twix
  • Snickers
  • Tolberone something or other
  • Lindt Truffle
  • Peanut M&M’s
  • Nestle Crunch
  • Milky Way
  • Dove Bars
  • Regular M&Ms
  • Butterfinger
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