Meet the guy who correctly guessed the first four finishers at the Kentucky Derby, in the correct order (aka, a "superfecta"). He turned a $1 bet into $75,000!
I'm getting .01% interest from my bank. I saw another bank offering 1.3% on a 2-year CD. Nowhere can you turn money into more money these days. Except gambling. Gambling is the best investment one can make! You just gotta have a system.
For those of you who think hanging around the track or at OTB is a degenerate thing to do, enjoy your measly return from that "safe" IRA.