Ridgefield, CT: The High School infield is too muddy for play/ use sand? A drying agent? Wait? NO - I have an idea - Let's pour 25 GALLONS OF GASOLINE ON THE FIELD AND LIGHT IT. "Brilliant!," said Moe Howard...
The EPA says it'll cost about $50,000 to remove all the contaminated soil and at least a month before the kids can play there again.
1) "Jealous Again" - The Black Crowes ("Smell the gasoline burning")
2) "Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen ("Back in high school, he could throw that speed ball by you.")
3) "Smoke On The Water" - Deep Purple
P.S. The words "Fire" and "Dumbass" should NEVER meet in the world. never.