So, with all the illegal drugs the police on Staten Island are dealing with, there's yet another scourge folks on The Rock are dealing with: Wild Turkeys (and I DON'T mean bourbon!). They are everywhere...and a conservation group are rounding-up as many as possible and taking them Upstate to the Catskills to live...and maybe take in Buddy Hackett doing the late show at Kutcher's.
1) "TV Dinners" - ZZ Top ("20 year-old turkey...")
2) "New York City" - John Lennon ("Makin' movies on the Staten Island ferry.")
3) "Movin' Out" - Billy Joel