YOU THINK 4,000 HOLES IN BLACKBURN LANCANSHIRE WAS BAD? ABOUT ABOUT THE TRI-STATE AREA?!!!! THANKS, DEPT. OF HIGHWAYS, FOR OUR TIRES AND DRIVE-TRAINS!

1) "A DAY IN THE LIFE" - BEATLES ("4,000 holes...")

2) "FIXING A HOLE" - BEATLES

3) "HIGHWAY TO HELL" - AC/DC