Sochi; the water is poisoned, your phone is hacked the second you turn it on and the toilet stalls are communal, other than that…… USA  all the way!!!

1) “The Stroke” – Billy Squier (Samples the Russian theme, The Volga Boat Men)

2) “Back In the U.S.S.R.” – The Beatles

3) “Stiletto” – Billy Joel (Samples Khachturian’s Sabre dance)