Hey, we've ALL been nervous our first day on the air - and A.J. Clemente is clearly TERRIFIED! But one thing you can NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER DO - is start cursing like a sailor the minute the red light goes on!

And now, after being fired immediately, THIS boob is making the rounds on all the morning chat shows, while his equally inept co-anchor, Van, is stuck in North Dakota!