The last days of summer are here. But since we barely had a summer, let's just get this weekend over with already. Then we can have Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, HAPPY NEW YEAR!, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, and Oooo summer 2015 is here!

Now since most people escape the NYC area on the long holiday weekend, I want to give those "left behind" something to do.

It's still outdoor movie season at the South Street Seaport. On Saturday they're showing the Ryan Gosling film "Crazy, Stupid, Love" and 007's "Skyfall" on Sunday.

If electronic music is your thing, PS1 in LIC has an afternoon party featuring music talent from Berlin, London, and here.

But if electronic music, dropping Molly, and trying not to die is more your thing (EXTREME!!), The Electric Zoo Festival is all weekend at Randall's Island.

Can't dance? Check out Max Power's Silly Dance Contest. You can win a bar tab! Saturday 6pm at the Rockaway Beach Surf Club.

Brooklyn Bowl is throwing a birthday party for the late Michael Jackson. That's tonight at 11pm.

Or just be a tourist in your own city. With all the NYers out of town, you'll fit right in with the regular tourists.