Originally I was going to talk about the Tour de France, but then I came across pics of people taking selfies at the Running Of The Bulls. That's WAYYYYYYY more dangerous than the whiny French complaining about people taking them on the Tour course.

Crazy:

Like I said, crazy. That's a 1,000 pounds of meat running at you full speed. And it has pointy horns aimed at crotch level.

No thank you!