When you're high on adrenaline sometimes your brain isn't all there. Especially when you just spent 90+ minutes running all over the field, winning the game for your team. So after the TV cameras arrived in the locker room to get some sound bytes from Free State Stars striker Mohammed Anas, maybe he can use that as his excuse. Because I don't see any other way out of this:

"I want to thank my wife and my girlfriend. I mean my wife. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I mean my wife." WHOOPS!

Yeah, he's not getting out of this. Good thing the money he makes will buy him lots of new couches to live on.