One of the scariest moments for me was when I was asked to throw out the first pitch at a baseball game. Sure, I mastered the art of the beer league, slow-pitch softball pitch, but hardball is a totally different ball game. (ba boom cha, I'll be here all week).

I really thought Carly Rae Jepsen threw out the worst pitch ever. To me, this would be the pitch that all bad pitches will be judged. And, thanks to Miss "Call Me Maybe", I'd never worry about having to throw out a pitch again.

Here watch. It's tragic:

But along comes 50 Cent. He threw the ball and it went sideways. At least Jepsen got the ball to fall at her feet directly in front of her. Fitty, well, just watch:

And while commentator says "Not great, just a bit outside", the Mets are rumored to be offering him a contract!

By the way, that first pitch I threw out: it was a strike...