Posted April 5th, 2013 @ 6:28pm
The Seven Worst Break-Up Lines:
This is just one columnist's opinion . . . not the results of a survey or anything . . . but supposedly these are the seven worst break-up lines. And it's hard to argue with the choices . . .
#1.) "It's not you . . . It's me."
#2.) "I'm moving . . . so we should break up."
#3.) "This was incredible . . . but I'm not ready for a relationship yet."
#4.) "I'm not attracted to you anymore."
#5.) "I need my own space."
#6.) "I can't see you anymore, because I think your sister is hotter." (???)
#7.) "I can't do this anymore."
You Need a Bachelor's Degree to Be a Cashier at McDonald's?
A McDonald's in Massachusetts just put up an ad for cashiers . . . and they're requiring applicants to have a BACHELOR'S DEGREE. That's right: In this job market, McDonald's can be so picky with its hiring that they want COLLEGE GRADUATES working their registers for minimum wage. This isn't necessarily a corporate-wide mandate . . . but it's a SCARY sign of the times.
Dunkin' Donuts is Officially Testing a Breakfast Sandwich That Uses a Donut Instead of a Bun:
We've seen sandwiches that use DONUTS AS BUNS before . . . but not from a national chain. Dunkin' Donuts has officially started testing a new breakfast sandwich that has bacon and eggs on a GLAZED DONUT. For now it's only at some stores in Massachusetts . . . there's no word on if or when it could go nationwide.
A New Jersey Politician Was Tricked Into Giving a Presentation on "Blue Waffle Disease" . . . a Fake STD That Turns Women's Lady Parts Blue:
On Tuesday, someone called a city councilwoman in Trenton, New Jersey to tell her about BLUE WAFFLE DISEASE. That's an urban legend about a disease that covers women's LADY PARTS in horrible BLUE scabs. But the councilwoman didn't know it was fake and didn't bother to Google it . . . so she presented about it at a city council meeting and just quoted the stats the guy had told her. Ouch.