A Man Wins a Police Department's Donut Eating Contest . . . Then Gets Arrested



He got a trophy and a write-up in the local newspaper.And that was a problem for him . . . because it turns out he's a WANTED CRIMINAL.







A Guy Has Been Robbing Banks in a Wide Variety of Stupid Hats



He's robbed eight banks this summer . . . and worn six different hats during those robberies.







A Happy Ending Massage Parlor Is Busted When a Wife Spots Her Husband Going In and Calls the Cops



An undercover cop ended up going into the spa on Thursday, and when the staff offered him their sexual services, he busted them.The two women in the spa jumped off the ROOF from one story up . . . but other cops arrested them when they landed.