What's the single worst piece of relationship advice that you've heard?
I knew a guy, who in the throes of his relationship falling apart, he had the bright idea to propose. They divorced 4 months into their marriage. Only Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian had shorter ones!
So when I read this one, I was incensed. Get a puppy?!? Are you kidding me?!? When you inevitably break up a month later, who gets the dog? Legally they're considered property, so there are no visitation rights.
Be a man (or woman), stand up to the plate, take a swig, and just end it. You'll be much happier. Then go get your self a pupper. Preferable at one of the great and many rescues in your neighborhood.