I'll give you my steak when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!

So some crack pot study says that grilled and fried meat may cause dementia or something like that.

Crack-pot study: Cooking meat 'may be dementia risk'

But it's so tasty. Hey we all have to go sometime, right? I mean, I'm sure we could live a lot longer if we all ate kale, but then you'd be eating table decoration.

That's right! Table decoration!

sandwich shop was accused of using yoga mat ingredients in their bread, well, you just ate something that is used to decorate tables.

So you tell me what's more dangerous for your health.

I'll keep my bacon wrapped meatloaf thank you very much!