I've never been a boss, and I don't want to be one. The crap my boss deals with on a daily basis is exactly why I don't want to be in his shoes. Plus I get to go home right after the show; that's another huge reason.
As entertaining as it might be, I don't want to hear the excuses that my employees have to think up every day to explain away their tardiness:
Kansas City Star: Survey reveals creative excuses for employee tardiness