(Jen Chung) Even though he's totally gross for pawing female staffers, allegedly leering at a 14-year-old intern and generally creating a terrifying workplace for women, Brooklyn Assemblyman Vito Lopez has avoided criminal charges despite numerous allegations of sexual harassment. Since Lopez, still a powerful Democrat, is running for New York City Council, let's just force ourselves to examine the insane depravity that staffers detailed to investigators—depravity that somehow ISN'T harassing enough to qualify as illegal.

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